The Doghouse

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

thatrapscallionsponge:

gingerche:

yourscientistfriend:

Ferguson

today

Guys, just because it’s out of the mainstream media doesn’t mean that the problems are gone. We gotta keep giving attention to these issues

What news we get continues to not be good.

jasjuliet:

Plo.

jasjuliet:

Plo.

cxndrillon:

  • platonic cuddles
  • mindless touching; a shoulder brush here, a quick side hug there
  • trying not to fall asleep because they aren’t alone but being so tired that they can’t help it
  • being cared for while they’re sick, because they’re so used to taking care of themselves they don’t know how to let anyone else do it 

attn: norcumi

norcumi:

Title: Knock On Effect, chapter 2
Author: dogmatix and norcumi
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairing: Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, others to be added later
Rating: M
Word Count: 15241

Summary: When Qui-Gon Jinn survives his padawan on Naboo, his path only seems to lead to further and further into darkness. Now, an unexpected light may show him the way out he’s been searching for, but will it work? And if he fails, will the Republic fall with him?

Now with more Yoda!

2am-poetry:

chocolvatefrosting:

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Shots fired

Dead

skull-bearer:

grimdarkthroes:

you know whatd be a fun exercise

get a writer and an artist together. artist does a sketch, writer writes a handful of paragraphs. they give them to each other.

writer has to write a handful of paragraphs on the scene depicted in the sketch, and it cant be just like, describing it. artist has to draw a new sketch from the writing.

it’d be a neat lil’ flex-the-muscles sort of thing. 

Sounds like fun, if anyone wants to sketch?

I mostly draw tentacles, guys(kissing and/or otherwise slash couples), and egyptian gods.  (also star wars). Sound up your alley? (probably not right now though, as I need to get ~some~ sleep tonight.)

hypnoplasmids:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

"You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how exhausting it must be living it."

shadesandgoldbullets:

rickytee:

recoverykitty:

Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

I like this. I really like this.

Reading this everyday for the weeks to come.

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

mintywolf:

There are about a billion arrangements of “Bad Apple!!” but this one, performed with traditional Japanese instruments, is one of the best and most unique that I’ve seen. 

It’s the complete opposite of the bouncy techno remixes (which, don’t get me wrong, I enjoy) that make up a lot of Touhou Project fan music, and actually feels a lot truer to the nature of Gensokyo.

Aug. 27 1:35 pm

justice4mikebrown: