The Doghouse

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

Always remember:

Pack well, travel light, kick some ass, leave no evidence.

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

why aren’t we doing this

Because some of us would wind up with the last name of Kandy.

Or Handee.

Seriously though, ppl should have two last names, one from your mom and one from your dad. And the one from your mom, she got from her mom, and her mom, and her mom, and ditto for dad getting one of his from his dad, and his dad, and his dad.

Then when you marry, you ditch the surname of the opposite-gender parent (or the one you like least) and take one of your spouse’s. They ditch one of ~their~ surnames and take the surname that you kept.

And your permanent surname is the one on all your legal documents so nobody has to futz about getting fucking name changes when you marry/divorce.

me: wait is that canon or did i read that in a fan fic
Or did I write that in, and which AU was it for?

micdotcom:

15 poewrful Jose Mujica quotes no other leader has the guts to say

"Modest yet bold, liberal and fun-loving."

Naming Uruguay the country of the year in 2013, the Economist may very well have described the rising nation’s head of state, President José “Pepe” Mujica.

Known for his unusual frankness, fiery oration and bold leadership to turn ideas into action, the 78-year-old leader possesses and practices the very characteristics that many world leaders fail to emulate. He has also garnered international acclaim for his progressive policies, down-to-earth personality and simple presentation, which has earned him a reputation as “the world’s poorest president.”

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laryna6:

dogmatix said: You… have a Protoype plunnie? *chinhands* Tell me more. :D

Not with Worm: more of a World Fusion than a Crossover with Mega Man (X, not Classic). Because sentient virus.

The original virus in the Prototype universe was something the Nazis wanted to use to kill all non-Aryans and was later tested by Neo-Nazis on a presumably-mixed-race small town (the name of Blackwatch… Cross’ plot is him starting to find out that SHIELD was built out of HYDRA). However, the virus doesn’t spare white people, and where did the capability to have Hive Kings/Queens come from?

Take a young doctor, nationality German, zero social skills or interest in the world around him because people are stupid. Went to med school with an Englishman and they still correspond about research. Once the Nazis start to take over, his friend tries to get him to leave the country, but stuff outside the lab is not really on his radar. 

Smart people with poor social skills often have trouble realizing that if something seems too stupid or evil to be true, it probably still is true.

And then the evil Nazi science program goes looking for people capable of making them their ‘reduce humanity’s genetic diversity enough we’re one plague away from extinction’ genocide virus. 

Obviously he tells them to fuck off when they come by his lab. But, you know, Nazis. So six months in solitary would be preferable to what happens to someone who understands enough about biology to talk about ‘marrying outside the Master Race’ as though it’s a good thing. They don’t even need suspicions about the word choice in his letters with the English ‘friend.’ 

Eventually, he cracks. And tells them he’ll give them what they want. Or that’s what he tells them. What he’s actually planning to do…

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parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

They call us the “Me” generation
(like we invented narcissism).
Critics inform me that I am
self obsessed, passive, and impatient—
eaten up by consumerism
as much as I am defined by it.
They call me dead from the neck up,
disillusioned of the beauties I now take for granted.
But I have never felt so much alive,
and the world could not look more beautiful
than I am striving to make it.
So if it’s selfish for me to want more for myself
than the legacy of poverty and depression—
of social unrest—
my parents left for me,
then give me my tar and my feathers.
Give me my crown,
and call me Greed.
Thoughts On Millennials, by Ashe Vernon (via alchemy)
Sebastian and the Beast, Chapter 9, page 21
Yay dancing. XD Beast is doing a good job keeping his tentacles out of the way, since keeping a waltz movement is anything but simple when you have ten getting-around limbs and none of them have feet.

S&tB Graphic Novel #1 is up for sale! :D
(Note: contains Chapters 1-4)
Also S&tB will be going on hiatus for the month of July. (yay vacation!)

Sebastian and the Beast, Chapter 9, page 21

Yay dancing. XD Beast is doing a good job keeping his tentacles out of the way, since keeping a waltz movement is anything but simple when you have ten getting-around limbs and none of them have feet.

S&tB Graphic Novel #1 is up for sale! :D

(Note: contains Chapters 1-4)

Also S&tB will be going on hiatus for the month of July. (yay vacation!)

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

Dear People Following Me:

You are completely awesome.  You rock.

If I’m not following you back, it’s not because I don’t love you.  Quite the contrary.  If we had 36 hour days, I’d follow you ALL. 

Alas, I don’t have that kind of time.  So just know that you’re fuckin’ aces.

Have some wet Jedi:

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nocrisisforisis:

spicyshimmy:

i’m here, i’m queer, i was told this was starfleet?

yes, you’ll fit right in here. 

melredcap:

rosalarian:

duessa:

navydream:

gailsimone:

I just had a discussion with a nice, but I think very misinformed guy on Twitter, where he said that the reason so few comics are written by women (I guess he doesn’t count alt comics, webcomics, mini comics and manga as ‘comics’) was because women simply are not interested in writing them.

So I am checking here and on Twitter.

If you identify as female, and you have some aspirations, even far-off ones, to make comics of some kind, can you post here and let us know?

I just am curious if there is a genuine paucity of women wanting into the comics creation business.

Yo here! Last month I finally finished a Sherlock fancomic of 236 pages, I’m doing another one and writing a third and fourth one.

Ah! also professional comic book artist here, who helps her editor in writing some of the stories we do too!

You can tell that man to shut up.

I’ve wanted to be involved with comics since I first fell in love with the X-men when I was little. I have two projects in the works.

I’ve wanted to work in comics since I was 9 years old. I’m 28 now. In the past ten years, I’ve written and illustrated close to 3,000 pages of comics. I will do this until I die.

I have written comics with dogmatix! (who should totally chime in here because her stuff is awesome)

Is this guy’s name Jon Snow? Because clearly he knows nothing. :P

I have indeed written comics with melredcap! :)

I have also written comics with Allie, and the first graphic novel of Sebastian and the Beast is up for sale at Radiocomix.

I write and co-write comics, as well a handling the arting for it.  So yeah, pretty darn interested in comics. :)

doronjosama:

The Sebastian & the Beast Vol. 1 graphic novel by dogmatix is available to order on the Radio Comix Online Store! We debuted this BL fairy tale romance GN at A-Kon 25 and now it is available for mail order! It’s filled with romance, drama, action, and TENTACLES! If you want a sneak peek, you can also read it online here! Check it out and support small press comics!

Check it out, my Graphic Novel is up and available for sale! :D
(this one has ch1-4)

doronjosama:

The Sebastian & the Beast Vol. 1 graphic novel by dogmatix is available to order on the Radio Comix Online Store! We debuted this BL fairy tale romance GN at A-Kon 25 and now it is available for mail order! It’s filled with romance, drama, action, and TENTACLES! If you want a sneak peek, you can also read it online here! Check it out and support small press comics!

Check it out, my Graphic Novel is up and available for sale! :D

(this one has ch1-4)